bsimonsthe3rd:

It’s pretty common knowledge that men marry women who are a lot like their mothers so I don’t know why people even ship Harry and Hermione or why J.K. second guessed herself because it’s set up from the very beginning when Hermione tells Ron he has dirt on his nose on the train just hours after his mother did the same thing.

kingsleyyy:

*hides good snacks from family members*

My heart weeps for people that call sub-par shows “the best show ever” just because they haven’t fully experienced the joy of television.

How do people STILL not understand that if I’m reading a book I do not want to start a conversation.

THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY!

WAKE UP AMERICA!

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

epikalia:

kanyewesticle:

Look at all those ducks there are at least ten

Well, you’re not wrong.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns
iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

iwishihadafather:

BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US