My heart weeps for people that call sub-par shows “the best show ever” just because they haven’t fully experienced the joy of television.
How do people STILL not understand that if I’m reading a book I do not want to start a conversation.
THIS IS THE 21ST CENTURY!
WAKE UP AMERICA!
BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM I REPEAT BAREFOOT IN THE BATHROOM HE IS BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM THIS IS A CVS NOT A BEACH NOT YOUR HOUSE PEOPLE HAVE PISSED ON THIS FLOOR AND JESUS HAS DIED FOR YOUR SINS AND NOT SO YOU CAN BE BAREFOOT IN THIS BATHROOM
YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US
I got to “Dad” and had to scroll down and reblog for a break because I laughed so hard I nearly threw up twice.
"Killing her seems a bit harsh"